MOVED
Tumblr now doesn’t let people read everything without being logged in, so this blog has moved to shitdavexsays.wordpress.com in the spirit of inclusion.
When the mice are away, the cheese will play.
On his various managers not being in a meeting
Possum wool? No DaveX, you say, that’s like wearing a rat suit! But no. Even Barack Obama wore a possum-wool sweater. I bought one, it’s super comfortable.
a kool-aid man costume is fine, but apparently a rat suit would be one step too far.
Mob kingpins have a very stressful job. Even kingpins know there’s nothing like a velour running suit. You have one of those on? Peace is with you.
Exhorting a large group of people into getting cozy for the bleak winter ahead.
You don’t want to eat alligator…it’s like a chicken somebody left in a pond to marinate, it’s gross.
Not a fan of certain Cajun foods
The pork board promised me unlimited bacon!
When asked how his presentation went in the Midwest
I can’t work my phone’s touchscreen while wearing these Kool-aid Man gloves! This is terrible!
while wearing a creased, fresh-from-the-box cheap costume from Amazon
If you best me in a fight, you can have a sombrero.
While wearing a giant stack of 17 sombreros
For chrissakes, somebody give these people an acronym.
Writing a check to an organization with an extremely long name
Did I ever tell you about the time I jumped the 18’ inflatable alligator and the 17 bikes with my monster truck?